Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
The best things in life are silly.
There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.