Eddie Murphy Quotes

White people can’t dance. I’m not being racist; it’s true. Just like when white people say black people have big lips, it’s not racist; it’s true.”

Eddie Murphy Quotes“You don’t have to kick no nuts to hurt nobody. You could just graze nuts.”

“I’m sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids.”

“I wish people would stop making fun of fat people. They have enough shit on their plates.”

“Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.”

Eddie Murphy Quotes“There’s something about the icecream truck that makes kids lose it. And they can hear that shit from ten blocks away. They don’t hear their mothers calling but they hear that motherfucking icecream truck.”

“Flowers are the fastest way to a woman’s heart. Well, actually, the fastest way is through her rib cage, but flowers are a lot less messy.”

“Bear and a rabbit were taking a sh*t in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, “Excuse me, do you have problems with sh*t sticking to your fur?” And the rabbit says, “No.” So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.”

Eddie Murphy Quotes

Eddie Murphy Quotes

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